I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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