I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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