I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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