Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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