Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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