i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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