Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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