i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
that is very illegal...i love you.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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