WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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