It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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