Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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