I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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