i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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