hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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