We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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