I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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