So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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