Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
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Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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