yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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