I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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