check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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