I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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