I don't think brook has ever known best
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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