that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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