Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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