apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
the liver wants what the liver wants
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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