so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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