I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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