Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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