hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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