What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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