maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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