Dual....:-)
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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