i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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