i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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