So drunk, too bad you don't want this
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Everything about him screamed your future.
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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