It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
