new low.... made out with someone while peeing
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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