Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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