Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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