She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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