She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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