Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
he laminated a picture of his dick.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
