just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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