Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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