I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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