What a fucking waste of an outfit
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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