I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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