Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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