Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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