I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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