Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You are the jesus of drinking
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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