Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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