Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
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I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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