He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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