Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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