Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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